I am not sure that I did anything fun and fantastic today. It was a pretty boring Saturday around the Harfock house. We got up pretty early and decided to head to Cracker Barrel to get some breakfast. Which was awesome. I love that place almost as much as Taco Bell. Then we came back home, and I decided that since my fat belly was full I needed a nap. So J, Lexi and I all took a nap. Lexi woke me up a few hours later because she needed to potty. So, we left J asleep upstairs went outside and came back in and crashed on the couch and watched some random TV series on Hulu about serial killers. So, let's see... (I know you are on the edge of your seat) then we invited a friend over to eat frozen Trader Joe's pizza, which is totally awesome. My friend and I then busted out and went coupon shopping. I would have preferred GoodWill shopping , but it was a little too late. Now, you know all about my boring donkey day. Aren't you glad you stopped by and wasted 30 seconds of your life, that you can never get back???
Anyway, so I am still a little bored so I am going to take this time to ramble on about whatever comes into my head for the next 15 minutes.
- Did you know that wiener dogs can move 1.5 feet of dirt a minute? Yea, neither did I until I found this weird show about wiener dogs on TV the other night.
- Fire will in fact kill a zombie. (Google swears this is true)
- There are over 58 million dogs in the United States. (Google swears this is true)
- The average cat has 24 whiskers (Google swears this is true)
- The electric chair was invented by a dentist (Dentist Alfred P. Southwick - Ok so I actually had to verify this because I thought Google was on crack, but really. It appears true.)
- You thumb is exactly the same length as your nose. ( Well, mine is anyway so...therefore, it is absolutely true)
- A giraffe's tongue is 21 inches long. It can use its tongue to clean its ears. (I have no idea how or why I know this) Can I be your phone a friend if you are ever on Who Wants to be A Millionaire?
Wait, I know!! I will tell you all sorts of random things about me, because I know you are dying to know more about me...because let's face it I am awesome. I originally did this in 2010 on Facebook. My current answers will be the ones in RED.
Do you always answer your phone?
Most of the time, but I am a phone-challenged so I usually hang up on people by accident
Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
hmmm....the last person that sent me a message and woke me up is d----eeeee----d
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I like it the way it is
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes, his name was shoe...My brother caused him to die...
My dad's awful 8-track gospel music caused my fish to die
Favorite Christmas song?
In the First Light
What's on your wish list for your birthday?
well, since my birthday already past this year. I am hoping I don't age too much this coming year...
I want a new Ryne Sandberg Cooperstown Jersey to wear to the Cubs/Cardinals game that we are going to in June. I also don't want to be old, I still can't believe I am going to be 36, yes, 36....blerg. Oh, and I want ice cream cake, that has no calories...so I don't have to go to the gym...Is that too much to ask???
you do push ups?
Maybe for a Twinkie...but wait...there are no more Twinkies....So I don't see it happening.
Can you do a chin up?
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited. Saddle up your horses we've got a trail to blaze
Do you have any saved texts? Who are they from and what do they say?
Sure, Oh geez I never delete them so there are a lot.
Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes. It sucked we got hit by a VolVo semi on the freeway.
Do you have an accent?
What is the last song to make you cry?
How Great Thou Art by Avalon - It made me think of my Gram.
uhhh. it's a work night I have no life
Write a blog post....
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
No, not really. The glass is usually half full
Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
mt. dew, breakfast sandwich.
Squeaky Ball, Tooth Picks, and Bendy Straws
you ever been given roses?
Yes, and they were beautiful.
Current hate right now?
Met someone who changed your life?
How did you bring in the New Year?
Watching movies with J
Taking pictures of Lori sleeping on my couch at 10:30PM
What song represents you?
The Wood Song - Indigo Girls
Name three people who might complete this?
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
not any more. though i want a tattoo
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
yes, i love J
Does anyone love you?
Most of the time
Would you be a pirate?
Might be fun for a day..
What songs do you sing in the shower?
uhhh. depends most mornings i am too sleepy to sing
Ever had someone sing to you?
When did you last cry?
Last time i watched extreme home makeover
Do you like to cuddle?
Have you held hands with anyone today?
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Lexi and I
What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
How many TVs do you have in your house?
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Do you like pulpy orange juice?
no it makes me have acid reflux
What is something your friends make fun of you for?
i am klutz and I always lose stuff.
Oh wow this list could be really long...
Have you ever ridden an elephant?
Yep. Her name was Donna just like my mom.
Do you like to play Scrabble?
Does words with friends count??
What are you saving your money up for right now?
to get outta debt
Trip to Las Vegas in the Fall with Lori and Greg, and for our trip to St Louis in June.
When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
i hate peanut butter
What song do you want played at your funeral?
What were you doing 12 AM last night?
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
oh man....5 more minutes
Awesome it is sunny...too bad it still colder than snot outside.